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The online home of author Christine L. Hardy
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Book Signing Friday Night, March 1st
"Tall Tales and Short Stories from South Jersey"
authors and I will be hanging out at the
Casciano Coffee Bar and Sweetery
in Hammonton tomorrow night from 7:00 - 10:00. Come on down for coffee, tea, and conversation in South Jersey!
212 Bellevue Avenue (Rt. 54)
Hammonton, NJ 08037
I'm looking forward to a cappuchino!
Saturday, February 23, 2013
You may live in Ohio if....
A field near my parents' home, beautiful in any season
Having grown up in Cleveland, I find this so true and just had to put it up.
"Jeff Foxworthy has a lot to say about Ohio:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Ohio.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Ohio.
(this is totally my dad!)
If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Ohio.
ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Ohio.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dayton for the weekend, you may live in Ohio.
(Or if a vacation means going to Pittsburgh for the weekend)
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Ohio.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Ohio.
(this is for animals, by the way.)
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Ohio.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Ohio.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Ohio.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Ohio.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Ohio.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Ohio.
(Also my Dad)
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Ohio.
If you actually understand these jokes, repost this so all of your Ohio friends and others can see, you definitely do live - or have lived - in OHIO!
I would add one more... If you have ever waited for the bus during May finals week and had snow blowing in your hair, you may live in Ohio.