Simon is rather droll.
Simon is the twisted soul who hosted the 'PG/MG Sex Scene Blogfest' back in March. (My entry, by the way, if you didn't see it the first time around, is here. I took it on as a challenge.)
Simon is my first ever Real Life In Person Writer Blogging Friend ever. Meaning that I met him in person (at our writer's group) before I found his blog. I just didn't realize that was him until last night. Which is a little scary. I mean, all my other bloggy writing friends live in far away places with exotic names like "Phoenix." What better locale for a fantasy writer than a place named after a mythical bird?
But Simon is also one knock-your-socks off writer. I mean really. His fiction is ... well.... uncommonly good. Check out his Bad Girl Blogfest Entry, which he read out loud to the group last night. I was riveted. And I don't even like that kind of stuff.
I didn't enter that blogfest because, well, I don't have any bad girls. All my girls are virtuous, true, lovely and honest. Like myself. (heh heh)
Okay, now that I have sufficiently warmed you up, go check out Simon's contest.
P.S. I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow, and am not planning to blog while away even though I am bringing Silver, my trusty laptop along. But I have scheduled my Blogfest of Death entry to post on Sunday.
Have fun, and be good. Don't forget to "Write First, Blog Later."